I'm a sexy girl who wants to explore the wild untamed jungle!  Open-minded, fun, single, 120#, 36D-24-36, Pussied American! If you feel like giggling or blushing whenever people talk about love & dating & sex, please close this profile now and go somewhere else.  If you decide to read on, consider sending me a message about your own experiences or fantasies.  I really want to know! Friend requests from people over 21 only please!  Boring people or messages may be ignored -- life is too short.
Who I'd Like To Meet
"Lil' Red Riding Hood"
Sam The Sham And The Pharaohs
(This describes who I'm looking for in my life!)


*howl*

What's that I see walkin' in these woods?
Why, it's Little Red Riding Hood.
Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood,
You sure are lookin' good,
You're everything a big, bad wolf could want...

*Listen to me*

Little Red Riding Hood,
I don't think little big girls should
Go walkin' in these spooky ol' woods alone.

*howl*

What big eyes you have,
The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad.
So just to see that you don't get chased,
I think I ought to walk with you for a ways.
What full lips you have,
They're sure to lure someone bad.
So until you get to Grandma's place,
I think you ought to walk with me and be safe.

I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on,
Til I'm sure that you've been shown
That I can be trusted, walking with you alone.

*howl*

Little Red Riding Hood,
I'd like to hold you if I could,
But you might think I'm a big, bad wolf, so I won't.

*howl*

What a big heart I have,
The better to love you with.
Little Red Riding Hood,
Even bad wolves can be good.
I'll try to keep satisfied,
Just to walk close by your side.
Maybe you'll see things my way
Before we get to Grandma's place.

Little Red Riding Hood,
You sure are lookin' good,
You're everything a big, bad wolf could want.

*howl*

I mean baaaaa, baaaaaa, baaaaa.....



"The Story" by Brandi Carlile

All of these lines across my face
Tell you the story of who I am
So many stories of where I've been
And how I got to where I am

But these stories don't mean anything
When you've got no one to tell them to
It's true . . . I was made for you

I climbed across the mountain tops
Swam all across the ocean blue
I crossed all the lines and I broke all the rules
But baby I broke them all for you
Oh because even when I was flat broke

You made me feel like a million bucks
You do and I was made for you

You see the smile that's on my mouth
It's hiding the words that don't come out
And all of my friends who think that I'm blessed
They don't know my head is a mess
No, they don't know who I really am
And they don't know what I've been through like you do

And I was made for you.

All of these lines across my face
Tell you the story of who I am
So many stories of where I've been
And how I got to where I am
But these stories don't mean anything
When you've got no one to tell them to
It's true . . . I was made for you

Ohh yea it's true . . . that I was made for you

(I don't have lines across my face but sometimes
I do have lines across my bottom!  Tee hee!)


"Last Dance" by Donna Summer

Last dance, last chance for love.
Yes, it's my last chance
For romance tonight.

I need you, by me,
Beside me, to guide me,
To hold me, to scold me,
'cause when I'm bad
I'm so, so bad.

So lets dance, the last dance,
Lets dance, the last dance,
Lets dance, this last dance tonight.

Last dance, last chance for love.
Yes, it's my last chance
For romance tonight.

Oh, I need you, by me,

Beside me, to guide me,
To hold me, to scold me,
'cause when I'm bad
I'm so, so bad.

So lets dance, the last dance,
Lets dance, the last dance,
Lets dance, this last dance tonight.

Yeah, will you be my Mr. Right?

Can you fill my appetite?
I can't be sure
That you're the one for me.
But all that I ask
Is that you dance with me,
Dance with me, dance with me, yeah.

Oh I need you, by me,
Beside me, to guide me,

To hold me, to scold me,
'cause when I'm bad
I'm so, so bad.

So lets dance, the last dance,
Lets dance, the last dance,
Lets dance, this last dance tonight.

Oh I need you, by me,
Beside me, to guide me,

To hold me, to scold me,
'cause when I'm bad
I'm so, so bad.

So, come on baby, dance that dance!
Come on baby, dance that dance!
Come on baby, lets dance tonight . . . .


"Candyman" by Christina Aguilera

You can read my blog posts and view my pictures on TagWorld -- my profile there is NewChrissy.  One of my posts there contains links to the topics & replies I've made in various Hi5 groups!

The "Dream Walker" picture represents me leaving my old boring life behind in search of exciting new adventures! Normal or ordinary is over-rated. Extreme or unusual is more interesting!

The Runaways, L7, The Gogo's (Belinda Carlisle), The Bangles, Pussycat Dolls, B l o n d i e (Deborah "Dirty" Harry), Indigo Girls, Sarah McLachlan, Melissa Ferrick.  Deborah Jaffe.  Kenny Loggins, Enya, Moody Blues, Bread, The Beatles, Carlos Santana, Jim Croce, guitar, classical, instrumental, Disney songs, love songs, ballads, laughing!

Sports & Hobbies
I enjoy being around animals, especially house cats and wild forest creatures such as mice and foxes and wolves.  Also lions and tigers and bears -- oh my!  I love riding horses.  (Can I tell you a secret?  Riding a motorcycle gets me really hot!)  Running, biking, hiking, boating, racing, flying, swimming, exercising, yoga, dancing, camping, bowling, tennis, skating.  Gardens, parks, forests, beaches, lakes, streams.  Reading, writing, watching, being watched.  Making out & making up.  Cultivating, Cooking, Chocolate & Cunnilingus.  Sexy dresses & short skirts & daring swim suits.  Hot tubs, bubble baths, massages, candles, feathers, whipped cream / ice cream, honey, cuffs, blindfolds, etc..  Truth or Dare!  Strip Chess or Poker or Basketball -- Strip [Anything], actually!  Playing in the snow!  Jogging in the rain!  Getting an all-over tan!  Experiencing all of nature and the outdoors in every kind of weather from hot to cold, gentle rain to violent thunderstorm, calm or windy, sunshine to moonlight.  Reading your fantasies about me!  Learning about everything.  Improving & challenging myself.  Being creative.

Anime/Manga/Hentai (Sailor Moon, Inuyasha, Samurai Jack, etc.), science fiction shows & movies, Rachael Ray, Tom Cruise, Jennifer Aniston, Tim Allen, Stephen Colbert, Criss Angel, Scott Bakula, Amanda Tapping, Nathan Fillion, Alyson Hannigan, Alyssa Milano, Reneé O'C.

I read everything written more than fifty years ago, including science, philosophy, metaphysics, math and erotica.  (And some of the new stuff too.)

"The genuine reader is the one who reads for pleasure the books that others only study." ~ Nicolás Gómez Dávila

"There are worse crimes than burning books.  One of them is not reading them." ~ Joseph Brodsky

"Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body." ~ Sir Richard Steele

"For women the best aphrodisiacs are words.  The G-spot is in the ears.  He who looks for it below there is wasting his time." ~ Isabel Allende

"I love it here.  That dude up there tells stories.  That lady wails on the organ.  You can sing as loud as you want.  It's almost a religious experience!" ~ Leo, That '70's Show

“Life is one fast-moving train, and you have to jump aboard and hold on to your hat and relish the sweep of the wind as it rushes by.” ~ Ronald Reagan

"A ship in the harbor is safe -- but that's not what ships are built for." ~ John A. Shedd

"Love doesn't make the world go 'round.  Love is what makes the ride worthwhile." ~ Franklin P. Jones

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." ~ George Carlin

"Men are from earth.  Women are from earth.  Deal with it!" ~ G Soh

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." ~ Ingrid Bergman

"There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out." ~ Mae West

"Nakedness means freedom, and although dancing on a sun-kissed hillside with shorts on seems pretty similar to dancing with shorts off, there is all the difference in the world.  It is as if your clothes take on the weight of your worries and concerns – they come to embody your defences against the world, and if you can feel confident enough and safe enough, then taking them off evokes a powerful sense of liberation, of joy and freedom;  and more than that –- of innocence and of openness to the world." ~ Philip Carr-Gomm

"With a little inner pirouette of excitement I realized just how much there was to look forward to tomorrow.  The thought of being all day naked in the sun was delicious enough in itself, but there was the whole of our new world to explore." ~ Lucy Irvine, Castaway

"Be glad, my merry friends, and let the warm sunlight heat now heart and limb!  Cast off these cold rags!  Run naked on the grass, while Tom goes a-hunting!" ~ Tom Bombadil in J.R.R.Tolkien's 'Lord of the Rings'

"Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue." ~ John Kenneth Galbraith

"When you find a burden in belief or apparel, cast it off." ~ Amelia Bloomer, 1850's proponent of women's equality and body acceptance

"Being natural and matter-of-fact about nudity prevents your children from developing an attitude of shame or disgust about the human body.  If parents are very secretive about their bodies and go to great lengths to prevent their children from ever seeing a buttock or breast, children will wonder what is so unusual, and even alarming, about human nudity." ~ Dr. Lee Salk, psychiatrist

"Gymnophobia is fear or anxiety about seeing others naked.  A gymnophobic person wants to prevent others from experiencing the freedom of not wearing clothes.  It is a psychological disorder which frequently goes untreated."

"My protests are human-rights oriented.  It's not about sexual nudity or free love or taking drugs and jumping over fires in forests.  If anything, it's spiritual.  I just think you should have the right to walk down the street naked.  I firmly believe that naked people should have equal rights with clothed people." ~ Vincent Bethell

"Sometimes I like to run naked in the moonlight and the wind, on a little trail behind our house, when the honeysuckle blooms.  It's a feeling of freedom, so close to God and nature." ~ Dolly Parton

"Just say no to clothes." ~ Stuart R.Ward

"How is it possible for the human body, which was created in the image of god, to be offensive to anybody?  Satan would love to see God's greatest creation be considered offensive."

"The best thing to do would be to designate everywhere as clothing optional, and we could leave little fenced in areas for the prudes to prance around in.  Call them 'Prudist Camps'.  They could peer out of their fences and indulge in their offensive 'I'm offended' behavior whenever they saw a natural person walk by, without bothering the rest of us." ~ Anonymous

"Truth is, most of us contain a splashing, giggling, squealing child who knows without thinking that bare skin and water go together as wings go with air, roots with earth, and the phoenix with incendiary sun." ~ Elle MacPherson

"It's not true that I had nothing on.  I had the radio on." ~ Marylin Monroe

Man may have discovered fire, but woman showed him how to play with it.

"A man is as young as the woman he feels." ~ Groucho Marx

"Women are creatures meant to be loved, not to be understood." ~ Oscar Wilde

"Women cannot be true women if men will not be true men." ~ John Norman, paraphrased.

"I understood then what true womanhood was.  It was not the denial and frustration of femininity, but the full surrender to it, being true to, and honest to, my deepest nature and needs.  Femininity was not incompatible to womanhood.  It was its expression." ~ Kajira of Gor

"Pain is a beautiful thing.  When you feel pain you know you're alive." ~ Criss Angel

"I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love."

"I'm going to tie you up and throw away the knot!" ~ Red Foxx

"Those who dance appear insane to those who cannot hear the music." ~ Mark Kleiman

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." ~ Albert Einstein

"Always imagine responsibly!"